Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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