my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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