She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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