For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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