Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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