I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Randomize
