His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
Randomize
