I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
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