So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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