one two three fourrrrnication!
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
