hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
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