i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
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