We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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