It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Holy sore nipples Batman
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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