yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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