This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Randomize
