You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
even my farts smell like vagina
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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