It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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