butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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