My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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