No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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