Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I am mentally ready for anal.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
