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• (630): View more from Illinois

  after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked

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  so?

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  then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job

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• (214): View more from Texas

  If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.

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• (310): View more from California

  I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  Just make sure you put pants on

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  ....then im not going

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