Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Randomize
