I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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