The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
