It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
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