This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
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