this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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