its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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