do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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