i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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