she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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