You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Who died my cat blue again?
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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