She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
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