I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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