I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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