I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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