You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
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