I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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