But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Randomize
