Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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