Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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