so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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