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Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
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