what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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