the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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