Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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