The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Randomize
