You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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