Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
Randomize
