Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Randomize
