I feel great
I just peed on a car
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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