so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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