Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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