It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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